Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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