erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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