i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
