he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
do nipples grow back?
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