found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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