please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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