I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Randomize
