Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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