she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
seriously i just wanna be friends
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You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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