So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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