I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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