Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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