it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
