How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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