If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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