why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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