i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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