so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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