Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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