What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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