god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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