yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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