Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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