Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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