just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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