apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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