so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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