We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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