Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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