Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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