I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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