Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
