Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
