Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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