shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It's like God shit irony all over that family
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
