How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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