Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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