This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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