the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well I just put wine in my tea
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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