While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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