Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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