So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
