Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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