I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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