Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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