Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
