Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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