It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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