plz talk dirty to me
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
