so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Randomize