WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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