He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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