she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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