Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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