Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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