awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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