she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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